Smile!

It was a beautiful Spring morning, and my husband and I were taking our sunshine, Vito, to the dog park.

Our drive was swift. We breezed through 3 stop-lights and then at the 4th light, something strange occurred.

We stopped, and as we waited, we noticed a woman to our left at the light rail stop. She was pretty plump, dressed in a loose pink shirt with gray sweats (I'm not hating her choice of clothing).

But we hear/see that she's yelling in our direction.

Next thing we know, homegirl has dropped trou and is exposing herself for all of the world and God to see.

There were things hanging from places that even a gynecologist should never be paid to see.

And all the while, the woman is maintaining a fairly "normal" facial expression.

Then, the light turned green and Miss Thang decided to bend over and show us where the sun don't shine.

I immediately turned to look at the neighboring cars to see if they were witnessing this mating ritual (what else could it be?) and they were. Jaws were open, eyes were wide.

Yes, it was visually traumatic, but this incident did make us light hostages smile.

Wouldn't you?

A Little About Me...

Name: Ann with an E

Birthdate: January 1975

Birthplace: Santa Clara, CA

Piercings: 5

Tattoos: 3

Status: Married w/o Children

Hair Color: Black/Red

Pets: A pug, a french bulldog, 2 cats, and a husband

Favorite Food: Pizza

Favorite #: 7

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Drink: Water

Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Bud Light and/or Tequila

Favorite TV Show: Dexter

Favorite Movie: 40-Year Old Virgin

Bedtime: Whenever the Ambien kicks in

Best Physical Feature: Lips

Ambition: To be a writer

What country do you want to visit: Italy

How do you want to die: Peacefully

Health Freak?: Hell no

Do you smoke?: Yes

Do you drink?: Yes

That's about it.